cararosiecandybarbaraelsadoutzen:

Can I be you Doutzen?

cararosiecandybarbaraelsadoutzen:

Can I be you Doutzen?

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onlinepunk:

my friend rachel isn’t ticklish whatsoever and when i asked her why she isn’t she told me “one day i just chose not to be ticklish anymore” and that’s why i am terrified to death of my friend rachel

rawrzuhlind:

James McAvoy @ ‘Apple Store Soho Presents: Meet the Filmmakers’, May 20th, 2014.

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lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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  • Baby: n-n-n
  • Parent: oh it's his first words!
  • Baby: n-n
  • Baby: not all men
  • Parent: put it back

gymleaderkyle:

if youre in a heterosexual relationship like who gets to be the woman and who gets to be the other woman?

helyon:

janemba:

quetzalvevo:

DaJé Barbour by Danny Lang

this dude is unreal alien from utopia future 

He literally has golden eyes I’ve never been more jealous in my fucking life

Least-heeded advice ever

not-all-cannibals:

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*promptly tells cannibal whole life story, flirts through FBI cat and mouse, begins sordid love affair, and runs off to argentina with said cannibal*

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  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  • they continue walking for a few seconds
  • *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *leaves her alone*
  • *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  • *playful kiss*
  • *things turn sexy*
  • *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  • *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  • *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  • *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  • *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  • *white girl runs*
  • *dead end*
  • *hides*
  • *thinks she free n safe*
  • *guy catches her*
  • *cuts her*
  • *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
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edwardspoonhands:

susemoji:

where do these white dads come from

OK…I’m pretty sure that this guy is a really good dancer…he’s just pretending to suck. 

Do I look like a racing driver now?

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The ladies of Game of Thronesattend HBO’s ‘Game Of Thrones’ panel and Q&A during Comic-Con International 2014 at San Diego on July 25th, 2014.